Snoop is, of course! The bee-atch loving scoundrel. He's been refused a visa to enter the UK and perform at Wembley tomorrow after he was belatedly arrested for brawling at Heathrow on his last visit in April. "With my mic and my presence, I can reach the kids the politicians can't and tell them to stop the violence and killings that are currently going on in the UK" he pleads, reasonably. Nothing doing, apparently. Should maybe have sorted out your visa before coming over, Snoop.

Fans who bought tickets to the show must now content themselves with his co-headliner, P Diddy filling the void. What compensation! Snoop, for all his bad behaviour is, of course, a genius, blessed with a delicious drawl, an armoury of delicious tunes and a delicious charm that has allowed him, quite literally, to get away with murder (that and the fact that it was his bodyguard who pulled the trigger in self-defence). Puff Diddley, or whatever his name is now, is a vulgar charlatan, a rotten rapscallion with horrible tunes and a horrid attitude. Case in point: I'll Be Missing You. Terrible rapper too. If you bought tickets to the show DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK! It's like ordering a dozen oysters fines claires and have someone come and bash you about the face with a halibut instead.

EDIT: Ah.. I see the promoters have done the decent thing and cancelled the concert.